- "Man, what are you doing with a gun in space?"
- "Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel? I never saw Star Wars"
- "Houston, you have a problem. You see, I promised my little girl that I'd be comin' home. Now I don't know what you people are doing down there, but we've got a hole to dig up here!"
- "Miss Stamper? Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Airforce, ma'am. Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met"
- "God, I hate knowing everything"
- "You have not told them yet. That is my father up there!"
- "AJ, I got just five words for you: Damn glad to see you boy! That's six words"